I just watched the dumbest movie. Wait, let me clarify--I just watched a movie that could have easily been half-decent, but for whatever reason it chose not to be. People make weird choices in art, sometimes....
Every couple of years, I develop this sudden need to chop off all my hair. Unfortunately for me, it never happens in the summer. The middle of winter is always when I decide I need to remove all my natural head insulation....